Wood, right in the wood!

Cutting down a tree is like sex: you’ve got to be careful about where your log goes.

We’ve known this for about as long as we’ve been cutting down trees. However, thinking about all of that is hard and, I gotta be honest, pretty annoying. You really expect me to think about where this thing is gonna fall? Damnit, man, I wanna chop it all down!

Of course, this sort of hubris can, and will, get you injured. In this case, poor placement led to this guy getting his nuts slammed by a tree trunk.