Back in the day, the milkman was a guy who would come to your house, deliver milk, and if you were particularly unlucky, bang your wife while you were away at work. Now, the need for such a job has faded. Most of us buy our milk at the store, and your wife is more than happy to bed the neighbor instead of waiting around for some guy to bring her dairy products.

However, some people are still trying to keep the tradition alive by taking it to new heights. Take this “Milkman,” for example, who celebrates his role by pouring milk all over women’s boobs. The full video is available here, but this clip is good enough to get the gist.