Have you ever heard of someone getting MeToo’d so hard that they start selling amulets?

That’s what happened to Russell Brand. After a career that included sell-out stage shows, a TV series, several movie appearances, and more, his life has since devolved into sitting in his back garden making “just asking questions” videos for a small group of weirdos who, it seems, aren’t really great about spending their own money.

At least, that’s what the marketing company for this amulet thinks, because they think he’d be the perfect salesman to try to get people to spend their money on amulets that do nothi—or, er, I mean, “protect you from 5G.”

In case you were wondering, these things don’t do anything, but it *is* an easy way to get rid of over $200!