Long before the plague of dirt 'staches infected millennial men in Brooklyn, Chicago and especially mid-sized cities like Austin and Portland, the dudes of the 1800s treated facial hair like an art. During the latter half of the century, folks could be seen sporting massive beards, bushy mustaches, and every single variation on a mutton chop you could possibly imagine, styles that your dirtbag roommate Kyle could only dream of growing. 

From shoulder-length sideburns to wrap-around mustaches, here are 30 vintage pics of dudes with legendary facial hair that buries anything in Portland.