While we may lead boring unremarkable lives, there is a whole world of weirdos enacting so much chaos for our entertainment. We’ve gathered a bunch of the most unhinged recent headlines so we can all feel a bit better about our decisions.

In amazing innovation news, someone stole a single mother's driveway. A dog named Cecil ate over 4,000 dollars in cash and Cecil’s owners were only able to recover about $3550 of it. And a drunk driver was apprehended after they stopped for gas during a high-speed chase. 

In celebrity news, Dwayne Johnson has an In-N-Out burger scam but it’s not as relatable as the new photos of grumpy Ben Affleck begrudgingly taking photos for his wife.

Scroll down and witness the idiot thieves and wild fast food stories.