Why is George Bush’s daughter on morning television theorizing how Taylor Swift’s jet could get her from her Tokyo show to the Super Bowl on time?

Over the weekend, the most confusing news broke out one by one in wacky Madlib fashion. There was the ongoing Nicki Minaj and Megan thee Stallion beef which had Minaj releasing her diss track with a terrible A.I. cover and even worse accompanying lyrics. Minaj even complimented Ben Shapiro and the diss track that he released last Friday. Could you imagine reading that sentence in 2018 and not losing your mind? 

One Peaky Blinders actor took the role a bit too seriously and has since been charged with drug possession. His lawyer’s defense? Well, your honor, he was just really method for a show that ended years ago.

Scroll down and be thankful you aren't the woman who was stuck in a gondola for over 15 hours.