Signs the Universe Hates You: 40 People Having an Extremely Difficult Monday
Nathan Johnson
Published
08/10/2024
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Mondays are tough, just be thankful yours isn't this tough.
Sometimes life calls our number. And when it does, you need to know how to roll with the punches, like one poor bloke who snapped a screw in his neck. Or this young family awaiting the arrival of their new refrigerator.
Because it's not every day that the skies open up and rain down record-breaking-sized hail, but on the day that does happen, you want to be ready to take a punch.
It's time to lock in and count our blessings, because trust me, it could always get worse.
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"Record 7.5 Inch Hail. Everything is Bigger in Texas. Egads." -
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“Drove 2 hours to meet up with an old fling. He canceled when I got there. On my way home, while crying, I blew a tire” -
3.
“4 hours into a 13 hour road trip to my families 3 week vacation of the year and I just realized that in the rush to leave I forgot to bring any other shoes with me.” -
4.
“Bought a pair of $160 shoes…they arrived today with the (ink) AntiTheft Tag.” -
5.
“Left this out overnight not thinking, and something tiny and furry had their way with it!! Being that the whole bar was 350 mg of THC, we guessed the critter got about 10 mg!” -
6.
“When you invite people for a memorial day cookout/swim and end up with last minute cancellations” -
7.
“One of the screws holding my spine in place snapped” -
8.
“2 minutes after I bought my breakfast and left it outside” -
9.
“Mustered the courage to ask out a girl I was crushing at the gym. Text conversation went well for 4 days. I asked her if she wanted to hit legs together, she agreed. She sent me this about 10 mins after we left the gym.” -
10.
“Just leased this car 2 days ago! 16 year old kid in a Ram 1500 who just got his license hit me while I was making a left hand turn into a business. My car took out a mailbox and hit a tree. Car is probably totaled.” -
11.
“That’s all that’s left.” -
12.
“I forgot to add water when boiling eggs.” -
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14.
“Our new fridge was delivered like this” -
15.
“5 days ago 3 Robins hatched in this nest. Yesterday I saw the mama Robin feeding her babies. Today the nest is empty…” -
16.
“The washing machine in a laundromat ripped my vest 3hours before friend’s wedding.” -
17.
"Came out of the bathroom to find these in my burrito" -
18.
" I’m stuck in a 100+ yard airline customer service line" -
19.
"I'm blocked inside the park, good night everyone" -
20.
"Came back late from work and wife told me: "Your food is on the table"" -
21.
"I ordered mozzarella sticks at Ruby Tuesday and half were hollow. No cheese" -
22.
"The worst part was getting out from underneath the truck and over to the toolbox for scissors." -
23.
"Bought what was supposed to be a 4th gen Apple TV…" -
24.
"My “new” phone came without the phone!" -
25.
"Tried to make some flourless chocolate cupcakes for my DnD group’s gluten intolerant friend. This was the result" -
26.
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27.
"Forgot to add water" -
28.
"Left donuts on the counter while I cleaned the house, as a little treat for when I finished. Someone found them first." -
29.
"I just put my garden in a few days ago..." -
30.
"My odometer got stuck at 299,999. Forever." -
31.
"No more chocolate for me" -
32.
"Trailer lost a wheel 3 hours from home." -
33.
"I hate laundry day" -
34.
"Neighbors have redecorated" -
35.
"Went to sit in the hammock with my wife and son after not using it for a year" -
36.
"Heard a THUMP on the pavement as a truck drove by. Someone's in for a sh#tty morning on the job :/" -
37.
"Marshall Headphone cable ~1 year of use" -
38.
"My cat knocked a perfume bottle off the shelf which broke the sink" -
39.
"Someone "slit" both front tyres on my mom's car" -
40.
"Well this can't be good..."
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