We all have secrets. The one time you tripped in front of the entire lunchroom in second grade. The way your brother cheated on his girlfriends in high school. Your friend’s really intense Daisy Duck fetish.

Yet some secrets are a whole lot more explosive than embarrassing slips,  decades-old high school drama, and — this is true — your pal really loving old-school Disney cartoons take it from the fine zipped-lipped folks of r/AskReddit.

From digital affairs with a married woman to being an IRl missing person, here are 15 ‘Earth Shattering’  secrets Redditors have been tasked with keeping under wraps.