Professional Butt Model Proves Fairy Tales Are Real by Marrying Lonely Gamer
For any forlorn dudes out there, don't despair. The voluptuous woman of your dreams can be a reality, as long as you get good enough at playing video games to become a professional esport-er.
Some guy in Japan named Keita “Fuudo” Ai met a professional butt model, Yuka Kuramochi, at an arcade ten years ago playing Street Fighter IV. Now, the 28 year-old butt model has married the lonely gamer.
Seems odd that someone could be specifically a butt model, but if you check out her Twitter you'll sort of get it.
Why would someone famous for their booty want to settle down in their late 20s? Perhaps she wants to lock something down before her cheeks start to sag. Or maybe it's just like they say, that even butt models need love too.
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This is how all Millennial couples look. -
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Here's what it takes to become a professional butt model. Unless you can fit an entire refrigerator on your butt, you don't got enough. -
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The video game controller officiated their wedding. -
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By the next decade, most incomes will include some form of either professional butt modeling or pro gaming. -
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Does this guy even look like he really enjoys big butts? Seems like a tiny butt kind of guy. -
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The look she gives him when she wants to do something with his butt. -
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If you're really desperate you can print this out as a motivational poster to work harder and maybe find a nice Japanese butt model of your own one day.
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