After nearly a century of holding the title of the most powerful short story ever told, "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" has met its match: "Cybertruck Catches Fire After Running Into Fire Hydrant and Getting Wet."

But while your Tesla vehicle may be at risk of a perfectly sardonic demise, per Futurism's now-viral headline, these tweets are 100% flame — and irony — retardant. 

From Armie Hammer's Lana Del Rey tribute to men discovering that hand hygiene wasn't invented in 2020, here are the 33 funniest tweets from Today, Friday, August 30, 2024.