The dopamine rush of opening your phone to see a 3 a.m. "u up?" text from your toxic situationship. Yet of all the addictive, bad-for-you substances and behaviors plaguing our society, there's one that trumps the rest: The urge to itch a brand-new, unscratched bug bite. 

But whether you're into hydrocortisone creams, the classic nail "x" technique, or ignoring your mother's advice and itching those pesky bites until you're gushing blood, one thing is certain: These hilarious Twitter memes will make for a very good distraction in the meantime.

From CashApp blessings to the summer joys of marshmallow foreskin, here are the 26 funniest tweets from today, July 26, 2024.