The UK recently released its list of 2024's sexiest men alive, and some surprising names appeared and didn't appear in the top spots. According to the survey, former Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson took the top spot. CLARKSON!!! While Jezza is certainly a national treasure in the worst way, a looker he objectively is not. Prince William at number three would have been a great shout two decades ago, but right now he might be in line for a trip to Turkey. 

Notably, British heartthrob Idris Elba didn't even crack the top five, leaving women around the world shaking their heads. All I can guess is that they passed out the survey to lads in Lancaster pubs.

The UK sexiest man alive list is definitely a facepalm, and there are many more like it from the past few weeks. Check them out in this collection of recent cringe pics and fails.