Just when you thought you'd seen it all, the world goes and proves you wrong. 

If you don't read the news then you're uninformed and if you read the news you're misinformed. So the only way to solve this is to only read the most insane news there is. That way, you're both informed and you have some fun stories to share with your buddies while out at the bar. 

This week, like most weeks, has been pretty exciting.