The internet is kind of like the world wide web. It's full of random, unexpected crazy, a lot of naked people and generally serves as the complete compendium of human knowledge.

Similarly, being online is kind of like surfing the net or browsing the web -- you never know exactly what you're going to find, remember or regret.

Indeed, just as life is remarkably similar to sentient existence, browsing Wish and other interestingly obscure sales platforms is kind of like stabbing yourself in the thigh with a ballpoint pen; It's just something you do without knowing why.

Again. And again. And again.