Have you found yourself feeling disconnected lately? Do you feel a burning desire to just like ... float away? Has your entire brain been replaced with water vapor? If so, congratulations! You've officially got that fog in you.

But before you begin your daily trek through San Francisco, Washington and anywhere there isn't a drought, like the conniving freak you are, why not take a moment to appreciate the random things in life? 

From a tool belt bra to an all-egg breakfast, here are 30 randoms to tickle your Thursday.