Some Poor Old Gary Somewhere Was Just Hoping To Declare His Love For Doris Today

Made A Turmeric Face Mask Without Actually Researching It And It Stained My Face. Now I Look Like Bart Simpson

A Driveway Crew Was Pouring Concrete At A New House Next To A Duck Pond. They Went To Lunch And Came Back To This

So This Just Happened. I Was Pulling A Jacket Over My Head And The Zipper Got Caught On My Eyelid. There's One Person That It Could Happen To... Yes, It Hurt Really Bad

Got Up In The Middle Of The Night To Get A Drink Of Water, And When I Opened The Fridge The Door Fell Off In My Hand

So I Ordered A Blackhead Remover From Wish And This Is How It Was Packed. I Had To Collect It At The Post Office And It Was The Most Embarrassing Thing Ever

Looks Like Someone Put Too Much Soap In The Washing Machine

Remember To Close The Dog Flap During A Torrential Rain

Came Home Late From Work, Drop My Open Sandwhich In The Parking Lot. Go To Make Pasta, The First Pot Slips And I Pour It All On The Ground

Well, I Think The Image Speaks For Itself

Got Stung On The Lip By A Wasp Getting The Ole’ Christmas Tree Out. 2020 Has Been Fun For Sure

Walking To My First Job This Morning With A Fresh Cup Of Coffee. That’s Not Cream, It’s Crow Poop

Wife And I Visited The Eiffel Tower For Our Honeymoon

Wife Got Assigned A Random Tag At The DMV. Didn’t Read It Til She Got Home

I Think More Than One Drink Was Needed After That Text

See That Tiny Sliver Of Metal In The Gap? Those Are My Car Keys That I Locked In The Groove Of My Trunk

Walked Through A Fly Strip This Morning. Spent An Hour Shampooing Glue And Fly Guts Out Of My Hair

Mclaren Inside A Dealership Gets Hit By A Loose Truck Wheel

Well I Flipped A Tractor

I Picked The Ladder Up Forgetting The Paint Was On Top

Built My PC No More Than 1 Hour Ago, Very Nice

This Guy Bought A Smart Phone Online But Received A Stone

Bought A House In July And They Graciously Left Me A Mini Fridge In The Basement. After Moving All My Beer And Alcohol Downstairs I Discovered It Was, In Fact, A Freezer

Paint Lid Wasn't Closed Properly By The Store

Dropped My Wedding Ring This Morning

My Pepper Grinder Broke This Morning

With My Remaining 3% Battery On My Phone, I Post This

Would Anyone Care To Guess Which One Is Currently Lining My Mouth?

Moved The Flour Away From The Kid So He Wouldn't Make A Mess. And I Knocked It Off The Counter With My Elbow

Driving My Wife's New Car (Still On The First Tank Of Gas) When This Happened