29 Things You'll Relate To If You're Nearing Your 30's
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01/29/2015
Those of us nearing 30-years-old will relate.
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You know that if it's past 8 p.m. and you're not already out, you're NOT going out. -
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You shudder when you realize college was 10 YEARS AGO. -
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Hangovers not only last longer, but INTENSIFY as the day goes on. -
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Celebrity kids are now SO grown up. Yep, Britney has a 9-year-old and an 8-year-old. -
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You realize it's always worth it to pay more for the direct flight. -
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Comfortable shoes seem more and more attractive. -
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You dread New Years Eve more than death itself. The crowds! The having-to-stay-up-late! The Am I having enough fun as I should be having? -
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Every party you go to now includes at least one baby. -
9.
You voluntarily buy kale. It's good for you and it tastes horrible. -
10.
Hello, pimples and wrinkles at the same time! -
11.
You and your friends talk openly about pooping. -
12.
You don't know who any YouTube stars are. Who are these people the teens keep referencing? -
13.
Your back hurts when you do strenuous tasks, like getting out of bed in the morning. -
14.
You witness your first Facebook Divorce. And it's either ugly, or so subtle you almost missed it. -
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You stop freaking out when you don't have plans on a Saturday night. Early twenties: Im staying in tonight and Im such a loser and no one likes me. Now: FINALLY!! -
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Pants without actual waistbands become your top sartorial priority. -
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Everything is now being marketed to people way younger than you. -
18.
You realize you've started ordering what your mom orders at the bar. -
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You're truly horrified by the length of time you've been paying your student loans vs. how much of a dent you've made in your principal. -
20.
Happy hour becomes would rather be at home hour. -
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College kids start to look like small children to you. -
22.
These signs make you officially feel like a fossil. -
23.
You lose the ability to digest the dollar menu. -
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Your childhood is now for sale at vintage stores. -
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You stop being romantic about having your own business cards. -
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Crafting starts to sound a lot more appealing. You can do it on your couch! -
27.
Being cozy starts to supplant all other interests. Yes, this Snuggie IS unironic, thank you. -
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Teen slang enrages you. -
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Your life has generally calmed down a little, and you're totally OK with that. We cant be 21 forever!
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