“Asked a friend to grate some cheese. After a few minutes, he asked what he was doing wrong and it seems that he was trying to force the cheese through the potato masher.”

“A metal shifter and the power of 100°”

“After 3 years, I still can’t make grilled cheese.”

Someone didn’t get enough sleep...

“So guess which one I put into my coffee this morning!”

“I lost my shirt for a solid 5 minutes this morning.”

“Today, I had disappointment for breakfast.”

“I’m 6’4” staying with a family that’s all under 5’8″."

“Woke up tired...”

When the morning crew rushes out without telling the night crew that there’s 10 lb of bacon in the second oven

“My Morning Glory does not like that wind chime...”

“Here’s a picture of Monday.”

“Our local police department made a massive coke bust this morning...”

“My ’One a Day’ vitamins”

“Moving dirt around my pool today and the wheelbarrow handle decides to snap...”

“Dropped my phone in my breakfast.”

This extra-value-sized soap bottle doesn’t let you reach the extra value!

“My 13-year-old daughter left me a death threat on Saturday morning.”

“It was a little humid this morning.”

“If only my shower door had broken a week ago, I would have dressed up as Walter White.”

“My lego shelf broke and woke me up.”

“My sink is having a bad day.”

“I can’t wait to eat those gummy bears in my car!”

“We all know public commuting isn’t a good time.”

“It’s not about what to wear but how to get to it.”

“My apple broke the apple cutter and now I have a weapon.”

“Let’s just say my morning isn’t off to a good start.”

“This is pretty ugly.”

“My wedding cake was supposed to be perfect, but...”