29 Memes So Dank It's Frankly Confusing

Mizuka Ishiwatari Published 02/15/2022 in Funny

Up next we have a blend of confusingly dank memes freshly-plucked from our secret garden of dankness by the hard-working memetenders at the EBW Lunar Outpost. They were all selected for their nigh-dangerous levels of dankness and transported directly to our Earth office via particle beam without any freezing.

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"I'm writing a short story, officer. About a man who kidnaps my neighbor and holds them for ransom. Tomorrow."
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50 Cent is the new Doomsday Clock.
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"Okay. That's one."
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"Totally. I'd be a rocket surgeon or a brain scientist right now if it weren't for--"
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Or maybe you're just nine years old.
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It's funny because it's a hyena, not a 'New."
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Except he's fully clothed and above ground. Sigh.
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That's more like it.
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"It'll be cool because you'll be upside down."
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How Is Smith.
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Ah, science.
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"Oh sh*t -- a person!"
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It is 2003. Just worse.
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Well, I am desperate.
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Get it? It's because he's--
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Just end me and get it over with.
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Unfortunately for you, she's probably still right.
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It's only a problem if you make it a problem.
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Some pun about hanging.
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We've all been there.
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It's not just audio recordings. Just saying.
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1.
2.
"I'm writing a short story, officer. About a man who kidnaps my neighbor and holds them for ransom. Tomorrow."
3.
50 Cent is the new Doomsday Clock.
4.
"Okay. That's one."
5.
"Totally. I'd be a rocket surgeon or a brain scientist right now if it weren't for--"
6.
Or maybe you're just nine years old.
7.
It's funny because it's a hyena, not a 'New."
8.
Except he's fully clothed and above ground. Sigh.
9.
That's more like it.
10.
11.
"It'll be cool because you'll be upside down."
12.
13.
How Is Smith.
14.
Ah, science.
15.
"Oh sh*t -- a person!"
16.
17.
It is 2003. Just worse.
18.
19.
Well, I am desperate.
20.
Get it? It's because he's--
21.
Just end me and get it over with.
22.
Unfortunately for you, she's probably still right.
23.
24.
It's only a problem if you make it a problem.
25.
Some pun about hanging.
26.
27.
We've all been there.
28.
It's not just audio recordings. Just saying.
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