Write a book called How to Fix a Wonky Table. All the pages are blank, except for the first one that says: put this under one of the legs. It will have perforated pages they can be ripped out to fit any table.

A gym membership where you pay less money the more often you go.

Start a peanut butter company named Gif, wait for the inevitable lawsuit, let a court of law decide the pronunciation once and for all.

A reality TV show where billionaires try living on minimum wage for at least a month.

Start a western themed bar, where the music stops randomly when the door opens, so that everyone can turn around and look at who entered and then go back to their drinks.

Bring back The Joy of Painting, with Terry Crews as the host.

Cheetos and Doritos should come with a moist towelette for cleaning up afterwards.

A microwave that goes to YouTube and finds a video the exact length of the time you just typed in and plays it on the microwave door.

Poaching is only illegal if you use a weapon. If you think you can take a rhino or a lion with your bare hands, go ahead.

Siri and Alexa should only work if you say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’. This could improve people’s manners to each other.

Put kindergartens, kennels and retirement homes in the same building.

One T.V. show that is split into two shows, that air at the same exact time showing the perspectives of the ‘Bad Guy’ and the ‘Good Guy’ – but each show portrays their characters as the ‘Good Guy’.

Everyday, hang the Mona Lisa in a different part of the Louvre. That way people might take the time to look at the other paintings while they search for it.

Give YouTube comments % of video watched next to them.

A self-driving car made by Google that has an ‘I’m feeling lucky’ button that would take you to a random location.

An airhorn that looks like a Febreze can do you’ll always know when someone poops at your house.

An app that keeps track of songs that you skip the most and suggests that you delete them at the end of every week.

Allow children with stupidly-spelled common names (Errika, Stephfanie, Mahrsa, etc) to legally change their parents name to whatever they’d like when they turn 18.

Make bathrooms pay to enter but you get your money back if you wash your hands.

Deadpool should appear in all future Marvel movies that are rated PG-13 and use their one allotted ‘f*ck’ in a brief cameo.

If someone is falsely convicted for rape, and later found not guilty and freed, the person who wrongfully testified against them should spend the same time in prison as the wrongfully convicted.

Buy 365 near identical, solid color shirts that range through the entire color spectrum in a loop. It will appear as though you wear the same color shirt every day, but in photos from previous months you’ll be wearing a completely different color.

Google should tell you if you’re the first person to ever Google something.

Let people donate blood instead of paying small fines like parking tickets.

Get all the one hit wonder bands together for a massive concert where they each only play their one song.

Start a legitimate business that sells electronics. Sell everything for one cent. Go to Best Buy and buy the stuff that you sell, using price matching.