If your name is Josh, it’s a great time to be on Twitter right now.

It’s been a glorious week on the Twitter app. We started strong with roasting Jo Koy’s terrible monologues from the Golden Globes and now we are upping the stock of cheap wine brand Josh.

If you were healthy this week and ignored Twitter and its usually mindnumbing discourse, we’ve gathered only the funniest and discourse-free tweets for you to enjoy. Among them is news that AMC is selling a burn book popcorn tin that will not be used for popcorn in the slightest by consumers. We have updates on the Chicago rat hole. Pretty soon Chicagoans will be worshipping the rat hole, dedicating a whole day to come together in service. It's the year of the tunnel, an elderly man fell into a 130-foot hole he dug while he was searching for gold in his home. 

So scroll down and learn what separates the true intellectuals from Diet Coke fanatics.