We get it, you don't like sports. And that's ok! Not everybody has to like everything. But if you think you're somehow superior for disliking something that billions of people enjoy, I have news for you: you're not. And if you think that yelling "Haha, the sports ball man scored a home run" at the Super Bowl party somehow makes you more fun to be around, I have no words for you. Being disinterested is one thing. Gloating over purposeful ignorance is another. 

Sports dissenters seem to fall into three categories: Those who think they are intellectually superior to sports, those who think enjoying sports only distracts from the horrors of the world, and those who think it somehow promotes homosexuality. We won't address the third group, but I'd be willing to bet that plenty of people in the first two are also massive Taylor Swift fans. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Sports is something that brings the world together, and its vocal dissenters seem to hate that. So crack open a cold one, and turn on the game. Here's to sports!