22 DIY Repair Jobs That Give Zero Fix

Nathan Johnson Published 08/17/2021 in Funny

We all like the idea of being the hero of our own story. Of the overcomer of the obstacles set in our path. That should disaster strike or misfortune befall you, you'll be the one who steps up to the plate and gets the problems solved.

But sometimes you really don't want to be the hero. Or at least shouldn't be. Sometimes it's best to just swallow your pride and call in the professional problem solvers and let them do the problem-solving. Otherwise, you might end up like one of these geniuses.

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I guess the dryer relay went bad, it runs when pushing start, but doesn’t stay running. I fixed it, but just didn’t repair it yet.
2.
My grandfather said he added a bathroom to the attic of his shop. Yes, that’s a funnel. Yes, it goes through a hole in the wall. And yes it rains down the outside corner of the building.
3.
It is likely that this button activates the “Automatic mode.”
4.
Is this a glitch in the Matrix?
5.
So umm yeah, I did this.
6.
My friend’s free-standing monitor…
7.
The wife and I were tearing down a wall and saw this… An iPhone 5 box being used as a fan control holder! Yet completely drywalled so you couldn’t tell!
8.
Because hammocks are no longer fashionable we had to find something else.
9.
In addition to eating instant noodles, you can also use them as an accessory.
10.
So there was a hole in the window and this is how our school decided to fix it.
11.
I have no words.
12.
If it can float on water it can hold the water.
13.
It’s too hot for this thing and I’m not allowed to have things sticking out my window.
14.
I am poor, but still need a sofa.
15.
Previous owner of my house covered a gap in the floorboards by nailing down flattened food tins.
16.
Minion? I’m more confused than I am disturbed.
17.
A dining chair that’s had the legs cut off and haphazardly affixed to an office chair base, donated to my ReStore.
18.
Craigslist kids cycle
19.
This showed up at my work today. It’s handmade from old cans of Fanta.
20.
Hand-drilled speaker grill in an elevator in a newly built $100M building
21.
Helping a friend fix up a recent purchase. Never thought I’d describe a foundation to someone as cinder blocks shimmed with a rock.
22.
Quick fixes for the electrically inexperienced

1.
I guess the dryer relay went bad, it runs when pushing start, but doesn’t stay running. I fixed it, but just didn’t repair it yet.
2.
My grandfather said he added a bathroom to the attic of his shop. Yes, that’s a funnel. Yes, it goes through a hole in the wall. And yes it rains down the outside corner of the building.
3.
It is likely that this button activates the “Automatic mode.”
4.
Is this a glitch in the Matrix?
5.
So umm yeah, I did this.
6.
My friend’s free-standing monitor…
7.
The wife and I were tearing down a wall and saw this… An iPhone 5 box being used as a fan control holder! Yet completely drywalled so you couldn’t tell!
8.
Because hammocks are no longer fashionable we had to find something else.
9.
In addition to eating instant noodles, you can also use them as an accessory.
10.
So there was a hole in the window and this is how our school decided to fix it.
11.
I have no words.
12.
If it can float on water it can hold the water.
13.
It’s too hot for this thing and I’m not allowed to have things sticking out my window.
14.
I am poor, but still need a sofa.
15.
Previous owner of my house covered a gap in the floorboards by nailing down flattened food tins.
16.
Minion? I’m more confused than I am disturbed.
17.
A dining chair that’s had the legs cut off and haphazardly affixed to an office chair base, donated to my ReStore.
18.
Craigslist kids cycle
19.
This showed up at my work today. It’s handmade from old cans of Fanta.
20.
Hand-drilled speaker grill in an elevator in a newly built $100M building
21.
Helping a friend fix up a recent purchase. Never thought I’d describe a foundation to someone as cinder blocks shimmed with a rock.
22.
Quick fixes for the electrically inexperienced