21 People Tired Of Being Mistaken For Celebrities
kilgore9012
Published
12/20/2014
When you look like someone famous, going out in public is always a challenge. All the burden of celebrity without the income? Rough deal if you ask me.
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"As soon as I open my mouth they'll be disappointed I can't talk like Morgan Freeman, just like the last ones." -
2.
"'Vote Pedro,' we got it. We're just trying to order lunch here, not listen with your Napoleon Dynamite jokes." -
3.
"Don't know what you heard about me, but I'm not a P-I-M...No really, I was born a century before Jay-Z." -
4.
"My name isn't Forrest, nor will I run for you. Now stop with the Tom Hanks references." -
5.
"Stop humming the Jurassic Park theme song. Even if I were Jeff Goldblum, it would be annoying." -
6.
"Okay I'll pose with the picture one last time, but I'm fixing my hair as soon as you're done. Does Harry Styles even brush his?" -
7.
"Oh for the love of God, he died SEVENTY YEARS AGO. I'm NOT HITLER." -
8.
"Trust me, you don't want to hear me sing. I sound nothing like Ed Sheeran." -
9.
"Yeah I know I'm 'beautiful just the way I am,' but I'm still not Bruno Mars." -
10.
"Right right, you're 'the one who knocks.' I get it. I'm just not Bryan Cranston and never will be." -
11.
"Ugh, the hand thing again. Why do they always do that? I wonder if Leonard Nimoy finds it as cute as I find it terrible." -
12.
"It's-a me! NOT MARIO." -
13.
"Every time I wear this hat I get the John Hammond comments. I've never been to Jurassic Park! MY WIFE BOUGHT ME THIS HAT." -
14.
"I swear if we want to keep this meth operation going, we should really find a new vehicle. Jesse and Walt ruined it for us." -
15.
"I swear to God if I hear one more joke about getting shot in a theatre I might actually shave this beard." -
16.
"No, I can't give you my opinion on Sony canceling The Interview's release because I'm not IN The Interview." -
17.
"No, I don't hack computers. Not even Pauley Perrette does that in real life." -
18.
"Dora the Explorer jokes again? You do know she's a cartoon, right?" -
19.
"I'm not even British. Why would you think I'm Benedict Cumberbatch?" -
20.
"Ah, the Dumbledore comments again. You do realize that even Alan Rickman didn't kill Dumbledore, right? He just pretended to in a movie?" -
21.
"Nope, not Joseph Gordon-Levitt, but I appreciate your marriage proposal anyway."
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