It’s finally the weekend and now you can rest up before speedrunning you’re Halloween. So before putting on your costumes and getting absolutely blitzed at a house party, get into some of the best tweets of the week. As a treat.

Find out about the urine sample company that has a very elementary name and why people are meme-ing Justin Timberlake after certain revelations from Britney Spears’ memoir. One user gives a glowing review of Lush’s pre-workout soap scrub that is apparently handcrafted by the gods.

For your trick, we have photos of a Pumpkin Taylor Swift, an over queso’d Chipotle bowl, and a deconstructed hot pocket for your weekend nightmare fuel. Let those images plague you for the entire Halloweek-end.

Scroll on and have some maniacal laughs.