21 Life Hacks that Helped People Escape the Matrix
Usually when people talk about a "life hack," they are referring to a simple little trick that can help them out with a small task. Life hacks are not shortcuts past actual hard work, but they can be useful tools to help you get results more quickly. But the tips in this gallery aren't operating on the same plane. When morality is no object, you do whatever it takes to rip the matrix of society to your own benefit. Here are 21 actually helpful life hacks, that go completely rogue.
Price matching is a convenient tool many businesses have to try and make sure customers stay with them, no matter what deals other stores might have. The thing is, depending on who you're price matching against, you can take advantage. If you're buying a new car, one person advised obtaining an itemized bill from the dealership. If you can upload it to your computer, then a little photoshop work can change the numbers. If the new math adds up - and is still somewhat reasonable - taking that new bill to a rival dealership could land you an awesome deal. You just have to hope they don't call each other.
Read that idea, and 21 others that can help you hack your way out of the matrix.
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When visiting another city, or even your own, skip the gross public restrooms and stop in to use the restroom in fancy hotels. My friend does this and even has a blog about it. -
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If you are just a few years out of college ,or in my case ten, you can still use your student ID for student discounts. -
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I've actually gotten away with a price match on my phone at a local store that matches with anyone, I mean anyone, and got like $250 worth of stuff for about $45. -
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Don’t want to pay the CoinStar charge to cash your change? Unplug the ethernet cord from the back of the machine then feed your change in. -
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Whenever you go to buy a car, the sales guy will always give you that sheet that itemizes the charge and everything on it with the OTD price. That's the sheet that you sign when you agree on the price. What you do is take that sheet, tell them you'll need to think about this. Then, scan that sheet into your computer, OCR it, change the numbers around to something you want that is reasonable. Make sure your math is right, print it out, bring it to another dealership and negotiate from that fake invoice. -
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Buy TV at Walmart. Return TV to Walmart two weeks. Come back in a few days and buy said TV as an open box item at a discount. Have to pay cash for at least one of the transactions, preferably both. -
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Applying for a new loan and have troubled credit? Dispute the derogatory items with the three credit bureaus roughly 45 days before you apply for the loan. The disputed accounts are ignored by the major scoring algorithms which will give you a boost. If nothing else, the negatives won't be dragging down the score. Eventually, the "bad" credit will reappear since your disputes will not succeed in getting the information removed from the credit bureau database, but, at least you got that loan. -
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If you go to Dunkin Donuts about 30 min before closing time, they will give you all their leftover donuts if you ask. If you don't, they just throw them away. -
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If you're ever in need, go into any hotel and tell the front desk that you stayed or visited there recently and left your sunglasses. Describe any generic style and you're sure to get a free pair of shades. Works with black umbrellas too. -
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A hardhat, safety vest, and white truck can give you access to most places. -
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When you buy a laptop or desktop, buy a warranty that includes accidental damage. Near the end of the warranty term, run Linpack or Furmark and block the exhaust vent. Leave it like that for a few hours and you'll get irreparable hardware damage. File a warranty claim and get a new laptop. The best part is there's no evidence of hardware tampering because you never even open the case. -
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Have affairs with Realtors. They have keys to empty houses all over town. -
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Learned from a homeless person on the bus: Put on your best suit, show up at funeral homes and act like you knew the deceased. Have free cake. -
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Someone at work ordered a large shipment of Campbell's soup cans off Amazon so that he could have it for lunch everyday. A few cans were dented so we all joked he was going to get botulism, because he's the kind of guy that gets super nervous. He called amazon to complain that he was worried about botulism. They resent the entire shipment, even though he told them only a few cans were dented. There was a lot of soup in the office after that. -
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Former Best Buy employee. I always told friends and customers to just "drop" the laptop down a flight of stairs. 95% of the time any screen damage is auto replacement, and 3+ years after purchase, you get store credit for the item to use as you please. Only thing you're out is the (absurdly expensive) plan cost. -
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Download the bad watermarked low res image that istock gives for free. Upload that in Google's image-based search and find many people hosting the high res. -
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There are two classes of lies that you can get away with. 1. The lie that's so huge, so massively impossible, that no one would ever understand why you would lie about something so fundamental, and so it's accepted as truth. I call this the Government Lie. 2. The lie that's so small that you can utterly convince yourself that it could be true, and so no matter how many times you tell it, it doesn't bother you, and no one would ever understand why you would lie about something so innocuous. I call this the "I'm 1/16th Cherokee" Lie. -
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When your laser printer toner cartridge ($55.00 at Office Depot) gives a 'low toner' warning, put a small piece of opaque tape over the sensor window on the side of the cartridge. You'll get a couple hundred more pages printed. -
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Need hot sauce? Looks like I'm getting Chipotle for lunch. -
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Buildings/structures aren't as impenetrable as you might think. If a building has a composite shingle roof, you can typically just remove the shingles and cut through the backing underneath (usually plywood). In an unrelated note, alarm systems rarely monitor roofs. Also, if you're in a room with walls made of drywall, you're never really trapped. You can cut through the drywall and go through the wall itself, you know, if needed. -
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Stand near a crowded concession stand at a stadium or something, like between two lines at the front. Keep looking into the back like you're waiting on something. At some point, someone goes "What are you waiting on?" "Oh just a couple of chicken tender baskets." Nine times out of ten they'll be right back with a couple of chicken tender baskets.
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