Picture this: You're driving down the highway and you see a plume of smoke billowing out of the building down the road. The smoke is pink, someone just had a gender reveal party that blew up a bowling alley, you think to yourself, "God Bless America." 

That's what it's like being online in the year 2024 of our Lord.  The dumbest people who know have the loudest voices. Women's basketball is more popular (and better) than college football. Fast-food workers are able to make a decent wage. 

If you need a break from your real life you've come to the wrong place because these randoms are going to fill you with even more dread than you had five minutes ago. Enjoy suckers.