20 Times Things Didn't Go As Planned.

Nathan Johnson Published 11/15/2019 in facepalm

Sometimes life sucks.

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“My 3 co-workers called in sick. I have 30 minutes to make this safe.”
2.
“Dressing up as a Matrix character…”
3.
“The TSA just held us up over something dumb and we missed our flight by 2 minutes to serve as medical professionals abroad."
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“My morning coffee had extra aroma today.”
10.
“Power cable broke off inside the ipad.”
11.
“Trying to be handy and I fell through the ceiling…”
12.
“I dropped a salt dispenser on my stove.”
13.
A frozen pizza truck accident.
14.
“Disabled toilet assistance alarm, hangs 10cm from ceiling.”
15.
“This guy using his phone’s light to play crossword puzzles during the majority of my 5 hour flight home.”
16.
“Finally made a good lattice crust then I went and knocked my cactus onto it.”
17.
“Smelled gas, very strong. Couldn’t locate. Called emergency number. Showed up. Turned out to be a safety flyer in my recyling that had a gas smell “sample” on it”
18.
“Today a spider crawled inside my 55 inch flatscreen TV and died.”
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New path by the local school!

1.
“My 3 co-workers called in sick. I have 30 minutes to make this safe.”
2.
“Dressing up as a Matrix character…”
3.
“The TSA just held us up over something dumb and we missed our flight by 2 minutes to serve as medical professionals abroad."
4.
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9.
“My morning coffee had extra aroma today.”
10.
“Power cable broke off inside the ipad.”
11.
“Trying to be handy and I fell through the ceiling…”
12.
“I dropped a salt dispenser on my stove.”
13.
A frozen pizza truck accident.
14.
“Disabled toilet assistance alarm, hangs 10cm from ceiling.”
15.
“This guy using his phone’s light to play crossword puzzles during the majority of my 5 hour flight home.”
16.
“Finally made a good lattice crust then I went and knocked my cactus onto it.”
17.
“Smelled gas, very strong. Couldn’t locate. Called emergency number. Showed up. Turned out to be a safety flyer in my recyling that had a gas smell “sample” on it”
18.
“Today a spider crawled inside my 55 inch flatscreen TV and died.”
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New path by the local school!