20 Savage Tweets to Kickstart Your Week

zachnading Published 10/10/2022 in Funny

A round-up of savage tweets to kick off another work week. We hope you enjoy!

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I have no clue what an ATP is either, but after this tweet went viral I feel like it's something important that I should know.
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Pilots really know more than they let on, that's a scary thought.
3.
Same. I'm coming after everyone.
4.
A storm is coming. An uprising. A prepare for the blast. The baja blast.
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It's a simple, easy, and low-risk way to win a butt-ton of money so quickly. We're definitely not lying to you.
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Do I look like a f**king joke to you???
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Why is the official twitter account of a minor league baseball team tweeting this in the first place?
8.
Please, please please. I beg of you, make this happen.
9.
Short kings stand up! I said, SHORT KINGS STAND THE F**K UP!
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Life is too short not to just eat a bag of nerds clusters. No regrets, baby.
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The people getting these tattoos are the same weirdos writing love letters to prisoners.
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Haters gonna hate.
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Get out the fine china.
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Anything to get through the holidays with the family.
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Excuse me, is Sharon available? This is her son.
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This is the most accurate description I've ever read of Lava. Teach it in schools!
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Every character on that show is just named Danyrus or Aryn.
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Christopher Columbus is coming to town!
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I get the joke I suppose, but there's really nothing funny about having 35 kids.
20.
Holiday Inn will have you drinking a pack of Marlboro lights at 9am.

1.
I have no clue what an ATP is either, but after this tweet went viral I feel like it's something important that I should know.
2.
Pilots really know more than they let on, that's a scary thought.
3.
Same. I'm coming after everyone.
4.
A storm is coming. An uprising. A prepare for the blast. The baja blast.
5.
It's a simple, easy, and low-risk way to win a butt-ton of money so quickly. We're definitely not lying to you.
6.
Do I look like a f**king joke to you???
7.
Why is the official twitter account of a minor league baseball team tweeting this in the first place?
8.
Please, please please. I beg of you, make this happen.
9.
Short kings stand up! I said, SHORT KINGS STAND THE F**K UP!
10.
Life is too short not to just eat a bag of nerds clusters. No regrets, baby.
11.
The people getting these tattoos are the same weirdos writing love letters to prisoners.
12.
Haters gonna hate.
13.
Get out the fine china.
14.
Anything to get through the holidays with the family.
15.
Excuse me, is Sharon available? This is her son.
16.
This is the most accurate description I've ever read of Lava. Teach it in schools!
17.
Every character on that show is just named Danyrus or Aryn.
18.
Christopher Columbus is coming to town!
19.
I get the joke I suppose, but there's really nothing funny about having 35 kids.
20.
Holiday Inn will have you drinking a pack of Marlboro lights at 9am.

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1. I have no clue what an ATP is either, but after this tweet went viral I feel like it's something important that I should know.

2. Pilots really know more than they let on, that's a scary thought.

3. Same. I'm coming after everyone.

4. A storm is coming. An uprising. A prepare for the blast. The baja blast.

5. It's a simple, easy, and low-risk way to win a butt-ton of money so quickly. We're definitely not lying to you.

6. Do I look like a f**king joke to you???

7. Why is the official twitter account of a minor league baseball team tweeting this in the first place?

8. Please, please please. I beg of you, make this happen.

9. Short kings stand up! I said, SHORT KINGS STAND THE F**K UP!

10. Life is too short not to just eat a bag of nerds clusters. No regrets, baby.

11. The people getting these tattoos are the same weirdos writing love letters to prisoners.

12. Haters gonna hate.

13. Get out the fine china.

14. Anything to get through the holidays with the family.

15. Excuse me, is Sharon available? This is her son.

16. This is the most accurate description I've ever read of Lava. Teach it in schools!

17. Every character on that show is just named Danyrus or Aryn.

18. Christopher Columbus is coming to town!

19. I get the joke I suppose, but there's really nothing funny about having 35 kids.

20. Holiday Inn will have you drinking a pack of Marlboro lights at 9am.

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1.
I have no clue what an ATP is either, but after this tweet went viral I feel like it's something important that I should know.

2.
Pilots really know more than they let on, that's a scary thought.

3.
Same. I'm coming after everyone.

4.
A storm is coming. An uprising. A prepare for the blast. The baja blast.

5.
It's a simple, easy, and low-risk way to win a butt-ton of money so quickly. We're definitely not lying to you.

6.
Do I look like a f**king joke to you???

7.
Why is the official twitter account of a minor league baseball team tweeting this in the first place?

8.
Please, please please. I beg of you, make this happen.

9.
Short kings stand up! I said, SHORT KINGS STAND THE F**K UP!

10.
Life is too short not to just eat a bag of nerds clusters. No regrets, baby.

11.
The people getting these tattoos are the same weirdos writing love letters to prisoners.

12.
Haters gonna hate.

13.
Get out the fine china.

14.
Anything to get through the holidays with the family.

15.
Excuse me, is Sharon available? This is her son.

16.
This is the most accurate description I've ever read of Lava. Teach it in schools!

17.
Every character on that show is just named Danyrus or Aryn.

18.
Christopher Columbus is coming to town!

19.
I get the joke I suppose, but there's really nothing funny about having 35 kids.

20.
Holiday Inn will have you drinking a pack of Marlboro lights at 9am.