Is that a giant pink furry shawl around your neck or are you just happy to see me?

Design is so boring with every product coming in the same blue or black. But one corner of the internet is saved from the modern uniformity of design, r/ATBGE (Awful Taste But Great Execution). While morticians everywhere are selling the same wooden coffins to the average Joe, a Ghanaian sculptor created a coffin shaped like a Sony Walkman for the true music lovers of the world. Thrift shops, estate sales, and swap meets everywhere are filled with treasures of yesteryear like a cowboy hat with utters. Who doesn’t need a scary alien man wicker basket with eyes that follow you everywhere?

But all of the examples pale in comparison to the real prize in this ATBGE compilation; a turnip hat. If anyone knows where I can procure this beautiful fabric bonnet with turnip leaves on top, please let me know. I have a future as a garden gnome awaiting me.