Normally, Twitter is a dumpster fire but deep in the depths of that dumpster are bits of treasure. So to save you the trouble of digging through nonsense discourse and annoying blue-check accounts, we’ve compiled only the best tweets from this week.

Learn how one Twitter user was crop-dusted so severely on an escalator that charges need to be filed. Another Twitter user dropped some lore about herself about the time the FBI came to her house after she tweeted a threat towards Mitch McConnell. And get ready for warmer days with this insider fashion tip on what everyone’s wearing this summer; the wearable tube from the National Treasure movies. It’s rocked by notable fashion icon, Nicolas Cage.

Scroll down and get only the best that Twitter has to offer; people exposing themselves as losers.