20 Insane Celebrity Baby Names That Didn't Age Well

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Why do celebrities curse their children with ridiculous names? Is it for attention, originality, maybe both?

Either way, we've collected some of the most horrifically absurd names that have been given to celebrity children. Enjoy.

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Why do celebrities curse their children with ridiculous names? Is it for attention, originality, maybe both?

Either way, we've collected some of the most horrifically absurd names that have been given to celebrity children. Enjoy.
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Bono and his wife Ali Hewson had a daughter whose name was so ridiculously long and pretentious that she shortened it. Her birth name is Memphis Eve Sunny Day Hewson. Now she just goes by Eve.
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Imagine having two musicians for parents and neither one of them comes up with a normal name for you. That's what happened to Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale, son of No Doubt lead singer Gwen Stefani and former Bush lead singer Gavin Rossdale.
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Singer Katy Perry and actor Orlando Bloom decided to go super literal when naming their baby girl, Daisy Dove Bloom.
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This kid was bullied from the moment he exited the womb. The internet has roasted Elon Musk and Grimes ruthlessly, and for good reason. I still have no idea how to pronounce this name. Good luck to this dude.
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Pilot Inspektor Lee is the son of actors Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf. Pilot is bold. Spelling Inspektor with a 'K' is even more so.
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'Luna' is the daughter of Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson. But her given name is literally Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. And now all of my furniture is floating after reciting that name.
8.
Elaine Irwin and John Cougar Mellencamp went full 'cowboy bartender' when naming their son Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp.
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Actress Shannyn Sossamon and author Dallas Clayton had a boy, and decided it was a brilliant idea to name him Audio Science Clayton.
10.
Erykah Badu and Outkast singer Andre 3000 have a son. Their son's name is 7. Seriously. That's a terrible joke, but his name is legally Seven Sirius Benjamin.
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Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine and model Behati Prinsloo named their daughter Dusty Rose Levine. We have no idea what a Dusty Rose is or means.
12.
Musician Christopher Jarecki and actress Alicia Silverstone have a son together who they named Bear Blu.
13.
By now we're all aware that Beyonce and Jay-Z have some questionable names for their children to say the least. Blue Ivy takes the cake.
14.
Ahh Bronx Mowgli Wentz. The love child of musicians Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy.
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Amanda Anka and Jason Bateman's daughter is named Maple Sylvie Bateman.
16.
Moses Martin is a bold choice. Even if your dad is Chris Martin of Coldplay and Gwyneth Paltrow of those v***** candles.
17.
What? Just what? That's not a name, that's a sentence. Meet the daughter of Penn from Penn & Teller.
18.
It should come as no shock that the Kardashian/West child has an insanely ridiculous name. Have fun growing up as Psalm.
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Let's be honest, Frank Zappa was an idiot when it came to naming children. Siblings Diva Muffin Zappa and Moon Unit Zappa were both a close second to Dweezil.
20.
Rocket is not a name. Zot is not a word. Not sure what actor Sam Worthington was going for here, but he swung and missed.
21.
Oh Suri. You were doomed from the start. But hey at least your name isn't Wolf Jaques Webster Scott Jenner or something. You'll be just fine.

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Why do celebrities curse their children with ridiculous names? Is it for attention, originality, maybe both?

Either way, we've collected some of the most horrifically absurd names that have been given to celebrity children. Enjoy.
2.
Bono and his wife Ali Hewson had a daughter whose name was so ridiculously long and pretentious that she shortened it. Her birth name is Memphis Eve Sunny Day Hewson. Now she just goes by Eve.
3.
Imagine having two musicians for parents and neither one of them comes up with a normal name for you. That's what happened to Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale, son of No Doubt lead singer Gwen Stefani and former Bush lead singer Gavin Rossdale.
4.
Singer Katy Perry and actor Orlando Bloom decided to go super literal when naming their baby girl, Daisy Dove Bloom.
5.
This kid was bullied from the moment he exited the womb. The internet has roasted Elon Musk and Grimes ruthlessly, and for good reason. I still have no idea how to pronounce this name. Good luck to this dude.
6.
Pilot Inspektor Lee is the son of actors Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf. Pilot is bold. Spelling Inspektor with a 'K' is even more so.
7.
'Luna' is the daughter of Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson. But her given name is literally Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. And now all of my furniture is floating after reciting that name.
8.
Elaine Irwin and John Cougar Mellencamp went full 'cowboy bartender' when naming their son Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp.
9.
Actress Shannyn Sossamon and author Dallas Clayton had a boy, and decided it was a brilliant idea to name him Audio Science Clayton.
10.
Erykah Badu and Outkast singer Andre 3000 have a son. Their son's name is 7. Seriously. That's a terrible joke, but his name is legally Seven Sirius Benjamin.
11.
Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine and model Behati Prinsloo named their daughter Dusty Rose Levine. We have no idea what a Dusty Rose is or means.
12.
Musician Christopher Jarecki and actress Alicia Silverstone have a son together who they named Bear Blu.
13.
By now we're all aware that Beyonce and Jay-Z have some questionable names for their children to say the least. Blue Ivy takes the cake.
14.
Ahh Bronx Mowgli Wentz. The love child of musicians Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy.
15.
Amanda Anka and Jason Bateman's daughter is named Maple Sylvie Bateman.
16.
Moses Martin is a bold choice. Even if your dad is Chris Martin of Coldplay and Gwyneth Paltrow of those v***** candles.
17.
What? Just what? That's not a name, that's a sentence. Meet the daughter of Penn from Penn & Teller.
18.
It should come as no shock that the Kardashian/West child has an insanely ridiculous name. Have fun growing up as Psalm.
19.
Let's be honest, Frank Zappa was an idiot when it came to naming children. Siblings Diva Muffin Zappa and Moon Unit Zappa were both a close second to Dweezil.
20.
Rocket is not a name. Zot is not a word. Not sure what actor Sam Worthington was going for here, but he swung and missed.
21.
Oh Suri. You were doomed from the start. But hey at least your name isn't Wolf Jaques Webster Scott Jenner or something. You'll be just fine.

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1. Why do celebrities curse their children with ridiculous names? Is it for attention, originality, maybe both? Either way, we've collected some of the most horrifically absurd names that have been given to celebrity children. Enjoy.

2. Bono and his wife Ali Hewson had a daughter whose name was so ridiculously long and pretentious that she shortened it. Her birth name is Memphis Eve Sunny Day Hewson. Now she just goes by Eve.

3. Imagine having two musicians for parents and neither one of them comes up with a normal name for you. That's what happened to Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale, son of No Doubt lead singer Gwen Stefani and former Bush lead singer Gavin Rossdale.

4. Singer Katy Perry and actor Orlando Bloom decided to go super literal when naming their baby girl, Daisy Dove Bloom.

5. This kid was bullied from the moment he exited the womb. The internet has roasted Elon Musk and Grimes ruthlessly, and for good reason. I still have no idea how to pronounce this name. Good luck to this dude.

6. Pilot Inspektor Lee is the son of actors Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf. Pilot is bold. Spelling Inspektor with a 'K' is even more so.

7. 'Luna' is the daughter of Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson. But her given name is literally Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. And now all of my furniture is floating after reciting that name.

8. Elaine Irwin and John Cougar Mellencamp went full 'cowboy bartender' when naming their son Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp.

9. Actress Shannyn Sossamon and author Dallas Clayton had a boy, and decided it was a brilliant idea to name him Audio Science Clayton.

10. Erykah Badu and Outkast singer Andre 3000 have a son. Their son's name is 7. Seriously. That's a terrible joke, but his name is legally Seven Sirius Benjamin.

11. Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine and model Behati Prinsloo named their daughter Dusty Rose Levine. We have no idea what a Dusty Rose is or means.

12. Musician Christopher Jarecki and actress Alicia Silverstone have a son together who they named Bear Blu.

13. By now we're all aware that Beyonce and Jay-Z have some questionable names for their children to say the least. Blue Ivy takes the cake.

14. Ahh Bronx Mowgli Wentz. The love child of musicians Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy.

15. Amanda Anka and Jason Bateman's daughter is named Maple Sylvie Bateman.

16. Moses Martin is a bold choice. Even if your dad is Chris Martin of Coldplay and Gwyneth Paltrow of those v***** candles.

17. What? Just what? That's not a name, that's a sentence. Meet the daughter of Penn from Penn & Teller.

18. It should come as no shock that the Kardashian/West child has an insanely ridiculous name. Have fun growing up as Psalm.

19. Let's be honest, Frank Zappa was an idiot when it came to naming children. Siblings Diva Muffin Zappa and Moon Unit Zappa were both a close second to Dweezil.

20. Rocket is not a name. Zot is not a word. Not sure what actor Sam Worthington was going for here, but he swung and missed.

21. Oh Suri. You were doomed from the start. But hey at least your name isn't Wolf Jaques Webster Scott Jenner or something. You'll be just fine.

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1.
Why do celebrities curse their children with ridiculous names? Is it for attention, originality, maybe both?

Either way, we've collected some of the most horrifically absurd names that have been given to celebrity children. Enjoy.

2.
Bono and his wife Ali Hewson had a daughter whose name was so ridiculously long and pretentious that she shortened it. Her birth name is Memphis Eve Sunny Day Hewson. Now she just goes by Eve.

3.
Imagine having two musicians for parents and neither one of them comes up with a normal name for you. That's what happened to Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale, son of No Doubt lead singer Gwen Stefani and former Bush lead singer Gavin Rossdale.

4.
Singer Katy Perry and actor Orlando Bloom decided to go super literal when naming their baby girl, Daisy Dove Bloom.

5.
This kid was bullied from the moment he exited the womb. The internet has roasted Elon Musk and Grimes ruthlessly, and for good reason. I still have no idea how to pronounce this name. Good luck to this dude.

6.
Pilot Inspektor Lee is the son of actors Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf. Pilot is bold. Spelling Inspektor with a 'K' is even more so.

7.
'Luna' is the daughter of Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson. But her given name is literally Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. And now all of my furniture is floating after reciting that name.

8.
Elaine Irwin and John Cougar Mellencamp went full 'cowboy bartender' when naming their son Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp.

9.
Actress Shannyn Sossamon and author Dallas Clayton had a boy, and decided it was a brilliant idea to name him Audio Science Clayton.

10.
Erykah Badu and Outkast singer Andre 3000 have a son. Their son's name is 7. Seriously. That's a terrible joke, but his name is legally Seven Sirius Benjamin.

11.
Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine and model Behati Prinsloo named their daughter Dusty Rose Levine. We have no idea what a Dusty Rose is or means.

12.
Musician Christopher Jarecki and actress Alicia Silverstone have a son together who they named Bear Blu.

13.
By now we're all aware that Beyonce and Jay-Z have some questionable names for their children to say the least. Blue Ivy takes the cake.

14.
Ahh Bronx Mowgli Wentz. The love child of musicians Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy.

15.
Amanda Anka and Jason Bateman's daughter is named Maple Sylvie Bateman.

16.
Moses Martin is a bold choice. Even if your dad is Chris Martin of Coldplay and Gwyneth Paltrow of those v***** candles.

17.
What? Just what? That's not a name, that's a sentence. Meet the daughter of Penn from Penn & Teller.

18.
It should come as no shock that the Kardashian/West child has an insanely ridiculous name. Have fun growing up as Psalm.

19.
Let's be honest, Frank Zappa was an idiot when it came to naming children. Siblings Diva Muffin Zappa and Moon Unit Zappa were both a close second to Dweezil.

20.
Rocket is not a name. Zot is not a word. Not sure what actor Sam Worthington was going for here, but he swung and missed.

21.
Oh Suri. You were doomed from the start. But hey at least your name isn't Wolf Jaques Webster Scott Jenner or something. You'll be just fine.