The internet is a vast wasteland with a constantly growing ecosystem of the bizarre and the WTF. The source of all matter of dastardly dankness is the black hole at the heart of our galaxy. It is quite likely the dankest item that has ever been created by human hands and has been released onto the earth to serve as a foundation for our shared library of dankness.

And that's a good thing because, without the constant infusion of dank memes to keep us amused and distracted from deadlines, work would be terribly dull and unproductive. Without all this gloom to mislead us, think of all the things we could do and the illnesses we could have treated. It would be awful.