This week was far from a quiet one in the world of news, the government facing (yet another) possible shutdown, Apple getting slapped with a shocking antitrust lawsuit, and every s—tposter discovering that we've been bullying a woman with cancer for weeks on end. 

But more than the failings of modern America — and that fact that we did gone screwed up the whole Kate Middleton thing — a whole lot more news slipped under the radar, much of which was extremely bizarre. 

From a real estate agent accidentally setting a home on fire to a Montreal man discovering he's dead, here are 20 of this week's most unhinged headlines.