Little Zahara Jolie-Pitt is everywhere these days

Ashlee Simpson looked different after her nose job, but after her complete pore removal she was completely unrecognizable.

Lady Gaga hides her handless stump of a tiny arm in her hair.

Is Diane Keaton really such a fatty that they had to replace her body with a 2x4?

Is it possible that Rachel Bilson's torso is twice as long as her legs and we just never noticed?

Jessica Alba drinks to ease the embarrassment of having a tiny head

Kate Moss steps out with Thing from The Addams Family1

Madonna, your home planet called. It's time to return to the mother ship for some adjustments

Mariah has never looked so thin...ever?

The Deen-Bot 2000 comes pre-programmed to make delicious hamburgers.

They're clearly hoping that Jennifer Love Hewitt and Sigourney Weaver are so beautiful that you won't notice the mangled fingers, giant catcher's mitt of a hand, or free-floating head