-
-
-
-
Dying of Lung Cancer
- A man takes his father to the doctor. At the office,...
-
NEWEST JOKES - FEATURED
-
Media jokes
-
Filter featured
-
-
-
-
-
-
Elephant at the Zoo
- A mother is walking with her five year-old son through...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Crocodile Wish
- A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Doctor Dave
- Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
A Man and His Boy
- A man and his son walk into an ice cream parlor. The...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
The Chicken and the Horse
- A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Old Friends
- Two old friends, one married and one single, were...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Jesus Heals
- An old Irishman walks into a bar, hauls his bad leg...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Male and Female Dorms
- On the first day of college, the Dean gave a speech...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Texas or New York
- A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Airplane Ride
- A blonde was given an opportunity to fly for the first...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
While the Cat's Away
- A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Math Grade
- A little boy comes home from school and tells his...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Go for the Gold
- A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Who is God?
- A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Madonna, Britney and Christina
- Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
WW III
- Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Senate Slander
- A member of the United States Senate, known for his...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Man of the House
- A mild-mannered man was tired of his wife always...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Might Be Late
- Four coworkers always golfed as a group at 7 A.M....
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Smart Bird
- A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Who Wants To Be a Millionaire
- A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Brothel Meal
- As Joe walked out of a brothel, he was overcome by a...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Brutal Honesty
- A kindergarten teacher gives her class an assignment...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Operation
- A beautiful young woman about to undergo a minor...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Code of Ethics
- A woman visiting her doctor’s office suddenly blurts...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
First Day
- A man in a taxi taps the driver on the shoulder to ask...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Not What You Think
- A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Dead Bird
- A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street....
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Barbie Pregnant
- Q: How come Barbie never got knocked up? A: Ken came...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Sisters of St. Francis
- A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Local Hero
- A young Florida football player was viciously attacked...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
God the Engineer
- Three men are arguing in a bar. The first says, God...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Looking For a Miracle
- A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. Dear Lord,...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Zen Master
- A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Ex-Girlfriend
- A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar. "I had...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Rough Love Life
- A man wearing a stovepipe hat, a fake beard, and a...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate
- There once was a young couple who lived in a town...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
I Like Your Thinking
- A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds...
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
A Farmer and His Mule
- An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him...
-
-
-
-
eBaum's Picks
Advertisement
-
Advertisement