Two old friends, one married and one single, were reunited after many years apart.

The single man asked his friend, “So, what’s it like being married for five years?”

The married man replied, “Well, it’s OK. But I sure do get tired of putting it in the same hole.”

“Well, why don’t you just turn her over?” snickered the single friend.

The married friend looked at him in disgust and replied, “What, and have a house full of kids?”