Looking For a Miracle
ebaum
Published
08/08/2007
A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. “Dear Lord,†she prays, “if I don’t get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery.â€
Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn’t win. She prays even harder, saying, “God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once.â€
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.
“Sweetheart, work with me on this,†he says. “Buy a ticket.â€
Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn’t win. She prays even harder, saying, “God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once.â€
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.
“Sweetheart, work with me on this,†he says. “Buy a ticket.â€
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