We’re lucky that Stephan A. Smith isn’t sick of our bullshit yet. Despite the fact that he’s a sports commentator, people on the internet keep peppering him with questions about things that don’t actually exist.
For example, earlier this month, someone asked him who his starting Pokémon would be out of the OG lineup. He chose Charmander, for the curious, though he did opt to call our fiery boy “shah-Mander.” Before that, he got into a prolonged argument with a caller about the movie Cars. I love sports!
Who do you think winning in a street fight
— los (@ULovLos) February 5, 2024
Stuart Little Or Ratatouille pic.twitter.com/1HVfnVKzJ0
Now, an X/Twitter user has hit Smith with another questionable query: Who would win in a street fight between Stuart Little and Remy from Ratatouille?
https://t.co/EBzo5qZtD2 pic.twitter.com/zCoKhuyC1g
— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) February 6, 2024
Smith doesn’t even hesitate before answering. “That’s an easy one. It’s Ratatouille,” he says, pronouncing the latter as “ra-ta-too-lay.” “If you were a boxer, for example, a UFC fighter, and you were a dude that wore silk pajamas, that was in a three-story single home, and you ate a full meal every [day], three times a day, and you lived a life of comfort — and you were going up against a street dude who's had to scratch and claw his way through life, all his life? Who do you put your money on, under those desperate situations? That’s Stuart Little versus Ratatouille.”
99% percent of celebrities, the general sentiment tends to be "Stick to talking about your thing", but I for one am grateful that all of us have decided that Stephen A. Smith is in that 1% where we want, and need, to hear his thoughts on literally every topic. https://t.co/8jf3mrpH4s
— Mike Natale (@NKOAS) February 6, 2024
stuart little would drive through town with remy's corpse tied to the trunk of his corvette pic.twitter.com/Kan5TufmV5
— peter rapine updates (@RambleKhronPhD) August 5, 2020
Smith goes on to call Remy a rat from the street, and details all of the trials and tribulations that Remy must have overcome that would make him an ideal candidate to pound the snot out of Stuart Little. I gotta say, he makes some good points.
whatever espn pays him is not enough https://t.co/o0bCQTm4sg
— kos (@kostancaaa__) February 6, 2024
Keep up the good work, Stephen A. Smith — I can’t wait to hear your thoughts on which chipmunk is getting the best head.
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