What’s the difference between getting a facial and landing in a car accident? If you’re TikToker @dirtyk2.0, the answer is apparently nothing — at least on the surface.


Earlier this week, the Virginia-based creator headed to TikTok with a glimpse at a recent car accident, one that put a very messy twist on his hobby of enjoying cookies and milk on the go.


@dirtyk2.0 Just brought dem cookies n milk #carcrash #wreck #cookies #milk #aftermath #wow ♬ original sound - Dirty K


“I-f—king-magine bro,” a voice could be heard saying as @dirtyk2.0 surveyed the damage of the alleged rear-ending, one that left not only cookies akimbo but the glove compartment and his face coated in a runny white substance.


Though a quick trip to @dirtyk2.0’s TikTok page would offer several clues that the liquid in question was milk, others interpreted his clip very differently, speculating on what — beyond the Dennis Reynolds special — could have left the influencer’s face dripping with white goo.



“This video was supposed to be shown to just the insurance bro ion think you shoulda posted this,” wrote @shottyshanee.


“The first frame is absolutely criminal, there was no reason for you to post it,” added @kirawontmiss while @Homostokesual re-investigated the meaning of one type of car accident. 


“He a victim of a different type of drive-by,” they wrote.


But hey, accidents happen — both the jizz and the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia type.