The people of Cranston, Rhode Island are looking for a new place to buy their giant coffees after a car rammed into a local Dunkin’ location.


According to WPRI, a teenager with a learner’s permit was figuring out the whole “driving” thing when they inadvertently ran their vehicle into the restaurant.


While no one was injured in the accident, Brian Haibom, the son of one of the workers in the store, was interviewed following the event — and he landed the perfect one-liner.



No notes. Flawless execution. He later added, “I’m happy she didn’t get hit, that would not have been good.” Truly a deadpan king.


Dunkin’ has told WPRI that the location will be closed until further notice, given that they need to basically rebuild the store. I mean, I know you’re still learning, but surely you can do better than this.