A viral tweet has the internet completely divided. So of course we want to hear your take on the matter. Fellas, how do you store your penis? We're talking maximum comfort and functionality here. Do you let it hang, tuck it up, or a secret third thing?
— ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate) January 19, 2023
Let me just be the first to say, I'm glad we have a platform to talk about this openly. Back when I was in high school you would just be ridiculed in the locker room after gym class. Now it's an even playing field and we just get all this shit out in the open on Twitter.
C) too small to do this stuff
— Marbella pelato (@marbellapelato) January 19, 2023
A if soft
— Aki ???? (@Akii_Slush) January 19, 2023
B if hard
A is natural. Why fight against gravity?
— Matthew (@matthmathis) January 19, 2023
secret option C: to the side
— kurz (@kurz_gd) January 19, 2023
These are all great answers, but there's only one correct position. Maybe I'm just built different. I'm tucking it up, because there's no way I'm walking around all day with my D getting stuck to my B's. I digress.
Like a guitar strap
— Digtlwaffle (@AlexDia84676864) January 19, 2023
Retract it into my groin space
— Pikachu (@iampikachus) January 19, 2023
A to play ball defense
— keit (@itzchats) January 19, 2023
A - when i go to sleep
— Logeshwaran (@Iogeshwaran) January 19, 2023
B - when i wake up
If I’m wearing sweat pants I put it a side of im wearing jeans it’s “A”
— 9717 It (@i9717t) January 19, 2023
Great debate, solid answers, and I love where everyone's head is at (no pun intended.) But I stand by my original statement. B is the only correct answer here. Safe storing!
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