Though one drunk dude may have tried to keep his buzz going with a nice, relaxing massage, he wound up getting pounded in a very different way, getting his a— kicked by massage parlor staffers after attempting to stiff the bill.

In the now-viral clip, one shared to r/PublicFreakout on Thursday, the tipsy patron could be seen getting the beatdown of a lifetime, an entire spa’s worth of masseuses beating him with their fists and what appears to be a smattering of shoes.

He did his damnedest to evade their blows, ultimately slipping out of the establishment’s front door, yet it appeared the peeved employees weren’t done with him yet, chasing him out into the street.

As a few staffers continued the sole-full smackdown, others decided to amp up the pain, employing what appeared to be a mop and a broom as makeshift weapons. While at first, the cheap patron attempted to flee, the women refused to back down, ultimately leaving him sitting in the middle of the road, visibly contemplating every single one of his life choices.

We can only hope that this man learned a hard, painful lesson about messing with masseuses … and wasn’t secretly turned on by the whole debacle.